The words are so familiar All the same greats, the same mistakes It doesn't have to be like this
If you don't make a friend now One might make you So learn The gentle art of making enemies
Don't look so surprised Happy birthday...fucker Blow that candle out, We're gonna kick you, kick you
[Don't say you're not because you are] [Don't say you're not because you are] [History tells us that you are] [History tells us that you are]
And all you need is just one more excuse You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight I wanna hear you very best excuse I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come- So where the hat and do the dance And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year you'll sit and take it And you will like it- It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had And if I tighten up my hole- You may never see the light again
[There's always an easy way out] [There's always an easy way out] [You need something wet in your mouth] [You need something wet in your mouth]
