[Santa] Ho, Ho, Ho So many christmas letters So many wishes Lucy wants a squeezy doll Jimmy wants a moon rocket Oh, this list's rather long...
[Sum 41] yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yah
[JB] Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you 'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want I know I've been naughty But cut me some slack 'Cause theres alotta cool shit I want So heres my list-a So check it a twice-a
I want A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front I want A Motley Crue lunch box filled with sticky buns
I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight I want all of the Beetles copyrights I wanna chop Florida off the map I want Pamela Anderson's speedo top!
Here ya go, Santa That's my Christmas list That's all the cool shit I want But wait a minute, Santa Here's some things I missed There's still alotta cool shit I want
So here's my list-a So check it a twice-a
I want A time machine and a BB gun I want A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun I want To party naked on a school bus full of nuns I want A bumper pool table and a robot pelican
There ya go, Santa I'm sure you'll agree that There's some really cool shit I want I know I've been naughty But I gaurantee That I deserve every single one
So take my list-a And check it a twice-a I know i've been naughty But life aint nice-a Please i still-a Need some more shit-a
I want I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt I want A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt I want A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks I want All the cool shit I want!
